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How did Kurt become a penguin-man creature?

His father was a very lonely Antarctic researcher, ...not that there's anything wrong with that... 94 22%

It was "zoo day" at the sperm bank, ... free Tux blow-up doll with every withdrawl! 44 10%

Red Hat invested heavily into bio-genetic research, ...their red-hatted-man clones were also quite a success. 124 29%

It's what results when an immovable geek meets an unstopable charging flightless seabird, ... just ask Linus, he was there. 70 16%

I'm not sure, I only know I'm still kinda super turned on, ... the inevitable result of a surfing geek meeting bound and chained Techno Talking Babes. 92 21%

(May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and chained slaved girls.)

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His father was a very lonely Antarctic researcher, ...not that there's anything wrong with that...	94	22%
It was "zoo day" at the sperm bank, ... free Tux blow-up doll with every withdrawl!	44	10%
Red Hat invested heavily into bio-genetic research, ...their red-hatted-man clones were also quite a success.	124	29%
It's what results when an immovable geek meets an unstopable charging flightless seabird, ... just ask Linus, he was there.	70	16%
I'm not sure, I only know I'm still kinda super turned on, ... the inevitable result of a surfing geek meeting bound and chained Techno Talking Babes.	92	21%