Current QuickPoll results for 460 entries:

What's your existential nightmare?

Bill Gates' astral projection is out on the wing tinkering with the engine, ... and he's installing Windows! 76 16%

After days and days of surfing the net, you realize that your modem wasn't even plugged in! ... and you had met your dream date in the chat! 100 21%

It suddenly dawns on you that all your friends, everyone you love or have ever loved, are Microsoft drones, ... umm, no comment. 147 31%

While examining yourself in the mirror, you find a USB port, ... well, at least it wasn't a floppy. 137 29%

(May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and that strange scar on your shoulder that your parents never talked about, ...the size of a neck!)

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Bill Gates' astral projection is out on the wing tinkering with the engine, ... and he's installing Windows!	76	16%
After days and days of surfing the net, you realize that your modem wasn't even plugged in! ... and you had met your dream date in the chat!	100	21%
It suddenly dawns on you that all your friends, everyone you love or have ever loved, are Microsoft drones, ... umm, no comment.	147	31%
While examining yourself in the mirror, you find a USB port, ... well, at least it wasn't a floppy.	137	29%